Dear Steph and future Mr. Steph,
I'm so happy that two such lovely and fashion-forward individuals have found one another. I'm so sorry that I couldn't be there to properly shower you this day. I'm totally lame, and my team was being really wimpy this morning (me included). I love ya so much, though. Steph, you were the most stylish lady on the debate team when we were in high school, the loveliest lady in the Ivy League in college, and I can't wait to see what you decide to do with your wedding day! Best wishes to both of you! You've found one awesome catch, Mr.
I wish the both of you all the love in the universe,